Saturday, June 18, 2005

Blackmailin' sons a bitches

In a further attempt to completely fuck us in the world community, House Republicans have pushed through a bill that will withhold our UN dues "unless the world body adopts dozens of reforms".

That's blackmail. Pure and simple.

The UN will be in serious financial trouble if we do this, since our dues account for about a quarter of the UN's money.

Once again we're throwing our weight around on the international stage, bullying people financially and militarily. It's no wonder so many nations hate us. In the midst of all the global struggle going on without our help, leave it to the dumbass politicians to make things worse. How myopic must their vision be not to see that these kinds of actions continue to sour our already shaky relations with the rest of the world. Manifest destiny is a load of shit, gentlemen. It was in the 1840s and it is now, no matter what Paul "Gosh, I'm Such A Dickhead, But I Run The World Bank Now" Wolfowitz says.

They say that with freedom comes great responsibility. Seems we forget that far too often. International politics should not be approached with entitlement in mind and it seems to me that we're doing just that. "We're the biggest, so you have to listen to us." So arrogant for a country as young as we are.

Remember what happened to the Romans, boys?

I would implant a microchip in Dumbya's head, forcing him to listen to:

Tom Waits - Franks Wild Years
(the magical madman makes marvelous music)

Lackluster - CDR#1
(come on in, the glitch is fine)

Ministry - In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up
(Al and company at the height of their powers)

Pantera - Vulgar Display Of Power
(be a man, not a child)

Nine Inch Nails - The Perfect Drug Versions
(MBM, Plug, and Spacetime Continuum know dey shit)

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