Methinks the lady doth protest too much

I absolutely love this kind of stuff.

Apparently, an anti-gay pastor from Oklahoma City was arrested and charged with "offering to engage in an act of lewdness" after coming on to (cumming onto?) an undercover cop.

Whoops.

The Rev. Lonnie Latham had instructed members of his South Tulsa Baptist Church to make friends with homosexuals and then attempt to convince them that they could turn straight "if they accept Jesus Christ as their savior and reject their 'sinful, destructive lifestyle.'"

Yeah. And looking for a rent-boy certainly isn't sinful or destructive. Your idea of "making friends" certainly does have broad connotations, Mr. Latham.

Hear that, Lonnie? That's the closet door being ripped off the hinges, bitch.

It makes me smile when hypocrites get their shit blown up in their faces. I mean, it's one thing to be in the closet. After all, this country still isn't exactly "gay-friendly" and coming out can lead to all kinds of problems if one is not in a truly loving environment. However, it's another thing entirely to speak out against gays when you're one yourself.

Enjoy the media attention, you hump. You totally fucking deserve it.

"I love the cock."


Merry music to suit the merry mood:

Mike Dred - Code Fcd: The First Machine Codes Compilation
(Chicago acid house, son; don't cross de Dred)

Miles Davis - Miles Davis/Acoustic
(masterful, moody, and magnificent)

Ol' Dirty Bastard - Nigga Please
(you really should give him his money)

Off The Sky - Studies Of Form In Transit
(sensuously sculpted static bursts)