This is so brutal

I plan on writing something today at some point, but for now, I'd just like to thank the Brainwashed Brain for bringing this site to my attention. I've only taken a look at a couple of the secrets there and this stuff is great. Dark as hell, but awesome. Some current favorites:

"I faked sorrow at my dad's funeral, when I, in fact, was selfishly happy I didn't have to wipe his butt anymore."

"The only thing that kept me alive before was that I'd never fallen in love. Now that I have, I wish I'd killed myself a long time ago."

"I often wish someone or something would kill me... so I could get out of this wheelchair."

Happy happy
Joy joy

Longer bit later, along with today's audio menu?