Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Sexy and seventeen

Happy Halloween, my little droogies. Today we all pretend we're not really stealing pagan holidays and don our scariest attire. And what could be scarier than...



Yes, I have now uploaded every DJ Abstract mix currently available. Seventeen in all! That's right. Seventeen.

Recoil in horror at the mellowness of the chillout mixes!
Be bewitched like St Vitus by the sinister dance mixes!
Flee in utter terror from the monstrous metal, devilish drum and bass, and blackhearted breakcore!
A world of bone chilling fear awaits you at the DJ Abstract website.

(also be terrified by the completely over-the-top self-promotion above)

Anyway, enjoy the day, y'all. Do your best to support your local dentist by chowin' down on as many bad sweets as you can hack. Remember, candy corn is your friend!

And so is the DJ Abstract website!

(Sorry. Had to push it too far just one more time.)

Ghoulies and goblins dance amongst the darkened glades to:

Hardfloor - 4 Out Of 5 Aliens Recommend This
(have a little acid with your Hersey miniatures)

Junkie XL - Radio JXL: A Broadcast From The Computer Hell Cabin
(tastes like Smarties, but dancier)

Hate Eternal - Conquering The Throne
(sounds like what you'd like to do to those annoying people who hand out healthy snacks instead of chocolate)

DJ Cam - Underground Live Act
(smooth as caramel)

DJ Vadim - USSR Repertoire - The Theory Of Verticality
(more semi-sweet than sweet)


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