House of cards

"I'm obviously disappointed with the outcome of the election and, as the head of the Republican party, I share a large part of the responsibility." - Dumbya

"The timing is right for new leadership at the Pentagon... [Rumsfeld] understands that Iraq is not working well enough, fast enough." - Dumbya

Welcome to America, George. It delights me to see this kind of cold water thrown in your face. Your failed policies have lost your party its control of the Senate and your approval ratings continue to plummet further into the cellar. Maybe now you'll realize what a fuckup you are (though I doubt it). If there is any justice in the world, history will cite you as one of our worst. After eight years of budget surpluses and social advancements (thanks, Bill), you brought us six years of budget deficits, escalated intolerance, and failed, costly wars. The rest of the world pretty much hates us and it's your fault.

Too bad you don't follow Donnie's example and hit the fucking bricks.

"Bye, Rummy. See you soon."

Too bad it won't be sooner.

Soundtrack for the Republican going away party:

N.W.A. - Efil4zaggin
(because misogyny and violence are just the coolest)

Kraftwerk - Radio-Activity
(1975 sounds like 2005)

Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
(because Brian votes democratic)

Enduser - Pushing Back
(highly developed braincrushing device)

Nile - In The Beginning
(maintaining universal harmony as the counterbalance of Barry Manilowe)